Harry Potter and the Best Picture Summary

Harry Potter and the Best Picture Summary Professor, did you hear the news? News, you say? We aren’t nominated for Best Picture! WHAT?? That’s outrageous! Who would do such a thing? I’ll tell you who. Someone that looks just like me, except covered in gold, that’s who. What? I’m not allowed to be upset about […]

The Floor is Lava

Carl… Carl! Dude what the hell man Be careful be careful! (Yells) What the hell is this Man The floor is lava Really? Let’s go! Alright, Just pass me my phone? Where is it? On the dresser! Calm Down Bret! Oh what up son. Oh my god. Bret! I can’t climb that Alright Guys, help […]

Grindr Profile Picture Day

– Okay we’ll get you standing right over here. I gotta tell you, I’m so excited to finally take some pictures for some gay people. – [Man] Oh yeah? – Yes, straights always want these crazy pictures where you can’t tell what they uh– – Do you mind just going a little lower? – Okay. […]

How To Take Hot Instagram Pictures

today’s event was so great yeah also I can’t wait to take my Spanx off ooh look for a change cute a picture of me well should I be doing can I get you a Starbucks cup nah that’s all orchestrated pretending to read a book I don’t feel like I’d be reading in this […]

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