– I’m already embarrassed. I’m already embarrassed. Let’s do this. Marc? – Yeah. – Hope on in. – Alright. – Hello. – Hey, how you doing? – I’m good, how are you? – Doing great? – Good, good, good. Amazing. Wow. Why are you feeling amazing? – Woke up early and got a work out in. – Cool. Yeah, I eat like four donuts this morning. – Ah that sounds awesome. – Not exactly the same morning routine. – It still sounds quite lovely. – You know it was fun. Boy you smell good. – Really? – Yeah. – I appreciate it. Thank you. Just taking it in? – Yeah. Oh Yeah. – Oh yeah. – Cool. This car is very quiet. – Do you want noise of any sort? – No, no it was juts like. – Cause I can hum. You know it’s like. (humming) – There you go, there you go. (humming) Killing it. Killing it. Man. Smells funny. – humh? – Smells funny. – I’m not sure what you’re talking about? – Yeah, smells like eggs rotting. – Yeah, maybe, something outside. Did you toot or something or? – I didn’t, not this time. – So, what do you do for a living? – Songwriter, recording artist. – Shut up. – Yeah, that’s me. This is actually my
website and all of that. – Oh. – I try to step out with this everywhere. We’re in L.A. so. – Grind. – You gotta grind, even when you’re not
grinding, just chilling. – I totally get that. So like, do you have music out? Like do you know celebrities? – I kind of do. Like I can’t put too many names out there but I’ve had some crazy
experiences out here, it’s been ridiculously crazy. I was at the Emmy’s two weeks ago. What’s your favorite TV show? – Community. – I met them all. Everybody you see on TV, they was there. It was awesome. I’m glad you’re excited. – I mean, had I known that I was gonna pick up you, I would have put myself together. Don’t do that, don’t do that. You look good, you look great. – Oh no. – What you got? – Just give me a second. – Okay, okay. You don’t have to do this. Okay. That’s cool. That is cool. We doing this. – It’s nothing, it’s nothing., it’s just. – There you go. Killing the game. I love it. – So do you have like a
song that you wanna show me? Like, something to
introduce me to your music? Cause I’m already a fan. – Awesome do you have like, Spotify or. – Sure, sure, sure. You know what? I could give you this
and you could play it. – Alright, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah. (soft piano music) This too loud? – No, I love it. – Turn it up? ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I’ll be on my way ♪ ♪ Momma don’t you worry ♪ ♪ My people getting big ♪ ♪ Giving everything ♪ ♪ I’ve been working every way ♪ ♪ Fuck the fame I just want to be great ♪ ♪ Take a risk, and take all of my things ♪ ♪ Easy in the study, we all things ♪ ♪ and that nigga say one ♪ ♪ Ya’ll mother fuckers
can’t tell me nothing ♪ ♪ My nigga don’t tell me nothing ♪ ♪ Momma don’t you worry ♪ ♪ All my people getting paid ♪ ♪ Getting everything ♪ ♪ We working everyday ♪ ♪ No more empty pockets ♪ ♪ I got money on the way ♪ – Oh shit. Okay, okay. – That was, so good. – I appreciate that so much. – I mean you’re talented. – I do a little bit you know, I do my best. Just saying. But yes, yes I am very talented. – I actually sing a little bit. – Okay. – Maybe we could do like a duet on a an album of yours? – Okay. Alright, alright. Can you sing? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Alright, well. – Do you want to try a duet now. – If you want to. What do you wanna sing? – I don’t know. – What do you like listening to? – Hmmmm. ♪ I am woman ♪ – Whoo. ♪ I am a woman ♪ okay. ♪ Yeah, I ♪ – I don’t know. I don’t know. I wrote that. – That was freestyle? – Yeah. – Off the dome? – Off the dome. – Off the dome. – Off the dome! – I loved it, that was dope. You’re talented. Sounds like there was
some kind of training or something at some point in your life? – I’m so glad you noticed. – I’m actually, I’ve been taking singing
lessons for about a year now. – For real? – Yeah. – Oh shit. We should really collab on something then. – You’re a little, kind of sweating. You’re flattering me. You’re flattering me. – It’s okay if you had like, a tough lunch I won’t judge you. – What do you mean? No. – Okay. Alright. So. Crack this a little bit. – Why? – I don’t know. – Have you been like, gassing or. – Have I been gassing? Naw, I haven’t been gassing. I have not been gassing. – Me either. – It’s okay. – I haven’t been gassing. – Oh, okay. Alright. Uff. Okay, that’s cool. – [Alyx] If you freestyle right now I could sing. – [Marc] If I freestyle right now? – [Alyx] Or like sing something
that you already have. You know? ♪ Okay. Okay ♪ ♪ I know I’m gonna find my way ♪ ♪ I swear every day I pray ♪ ♪ Goddam I’ve been working all day ♪ ♪ And all night ♪ ♪ Alright ♪ ♪ Keep faith in these songs, alright ♪ ♪ I’ve been working for it all my life ♪ ♪ Can’t stop ’til my mom’s alright ♪ ♪ Ain’t gonna take shot from no one ♪ ♪ No one ♪ ♪ Cause being broke is just no fun ♪ ♪ Cause being broke is just no fun ♪ ♪ Deep in my blood, I’m a soldier ♪ ♪ So we be watching like Trojans ♪ ♪ No one ♪ ♪ I put the world on my shoulders ♪ ♪ No one ♪ ♪ They say that only god can judge me ♪ ♪ I know I ain’t perfect ♪ ♪ I ain’t perfect ♪ ♪ I was sleeping through
the Sunday service ♪ ♪ Service ♪ ♪ I don’t believe in
everything they told me ♪ ♪ in them churches ♪ ♪ In churches ♪ ♪ But I never had the proof of purchase ♪ ♪ I’ve been working on my karma now ♪ ♪ I’m trying to get my comets now ♪ ♪ Whole love be coming down ♪ ♪ I am a rapper ♪ – Okay, I’m done, I’m done. – Wow. – I’m sorry, that was hilarious. No, no, you were good. You we’re really good. – Okay. I was? – Yeah, yeah, you were awesome. – You were awesome. – I did alright. – I mean I just, I just want to impress you. – Hey you impressed me earlier. You did. You did, girl you got it. You got all the juice. – Yeah, I do. – But I appreciate you
hearing that little freestyle. Backing me up. Providing that excellent background vocals that I need. – Yeah. – Enriching my soul. – Oh. Ohh. – Enriching my heart. – Oh. – Enhancing the performance. – I’m tingling. – I like that. That’s dope. Don’t fart again though. – What? – My bad, my bad. Didn’t mean to offend. You wanna pull over or something? Get some water? – No, no, no, no, no. Let’s get you, let’s gets you. Where are you going by the way? – I’m going to the studio. – Oh a little singing time? – I was thinking a little rapping time you know what I’m saying. Lay down some tracks and some beats. – Oh that’s cool. – Make it happen. – Let’s take a picture together. – Oh yeah, we’re gonna do, okay. Okay shit, fuck it. Wait, do I look good? – Of course you look good. You always look good. – Oh psh. – Oh man. – You are handsome. – Thank you. – You are beautiful. – Oh my God. – I don’t wanna be just
like tip and bail but, gorgeous outside. You taking that in? I love it. – Thank you. Oh my God. – What, what’s up? Are you about to? What you about to do? – I just shit my pants. – Ohhh, okay, okay, okay. White girls don’t fart. Oh Jesus. Ohhh. Okay. Oh. Yo. You? – You’re gonna stay in there. – Okay. Oh. Oh Jesus. Oh lord Jesus. – I found sweat pants. – Okay. – I got a towel, just give me a second. – You doing this out here, okay. This is. We out here in these streets. We out here in these L.A. streets. – Oh my. – We out here in these L.A. Streets shitting in our pants. Miss I don’t fart. – Oh my God. – I do feel bad though. – You have a towel? – I do feel bad. – Does it. – Are you gonna wash your ass? Ohh. Why you put it right there? What are you doing? Oh, don’t do that. No, you’re making all the wrong decisions. All the wrong decisions. Oh. Oh. – Oh my God. – Ugh. – You alright? I mean. Um. Um. We could just get to where we were going. We could get to the studio. I ain’t tripping, you know. Probably wanna go take
a bath or something. Don’t feel embarrassed. People shit their pants all the time. – Really? – Not really but. You know it happens. I’m sure it happens often. Did you, what you ate
tacos or something or? – I don’t. – I told you, to pull over. But you know, I don’t
think any less of you. I mean you know, it was just an unfortunate
thing that happened. And you know, you just gotta
press forward with your day. Hopefully you go home and take a shower. That’s what I would suggest. Or maybe I shouldn’t just
comment on this situation. Maybe I should just shut up. I read a book it said, something like women
don’t wanna hear answers. They just want you to be there for them. Here I am just giving advice where I should be like, I feel bad that you shit your pants. How do you feel? – Um. I feel that I don’t know what
you’re talking about? – Alright. It didn’t even happen. – What? – Exactly. It doesn’t stink anymore. I can’t stop talking about it, I’m sorry. I just, I never. This is the extreme Uber situation for me. You know? I mean it’s kind of cool, cause like it’s a cool story to share with your friends. – Please don’t do that. – I mean, I won’t say
your name or anything. – Okay. I am so embarrassed. – Oh, don’t. Don’t do that. Don’t do that. – Do you still think I’m beautiful? – Yeah. Look, your bowel movements don’t affect how you look. I mean, you just had a bad day, and I mean, you had a bad day, and you know you can recover, all you need is a shower. Like what did you eat? Like what happened? Can you at least give me a backstory? – I eat donuts this morning, four. – And you’re lactose intolerant. – And I’m lactose intolerant. – I remember when I was
back in high school, I didn’t know I was lactose intolerant. My mom she told me when
I was like in college. She was like, well we were lactose
intolerant and so you might be. And I was like, oh I
just thought I just took really aggressive shits. – So have you ever shit yourself? – You know what, I didn’t go to that extent, but you know it left a little poop. It was like, in high school. It was. It was in high school. Walking in high school. And I’m on my way to Sonic. And all of the sudden I was like alright, I felt something was messed up. I thought it was gonna be a fart. – A toot, yeah, yeah, yeah. – And I was like oop. And I was like, bro, we gotta turn around. Right? What are you talking about? I was like bro, we just have to turn around. Cause it’s hard to tell somebody that. Like, yo, you know, I think I shit myself. But I told him. I was like yo, I thought I had the fart, but it didn’t turn out to be that. – That’s kind of what happened with me. – Yeah, you know that happens. – I feel so much better. – That’s what I’m saying is like, it’s a normal bodily function. I said pull over, they waiting but, they’ll be good. They probably just getting high. Making music. Living their best lives. – Totally, totally, me too. – Well in that case, in that case what? – What are you doing? – It’s not coming out. – Okay, I thought you were doing that, but I just didn’t wanna call you out. Just chill on the butthole movement. – The whole, area, of the stomach just. – Ah. – Just cease. Cause it looked like
you was forcing it now. Then I’d have to judge you. Because then you have
purposely shitted yourself. – I just thought we were joking about it, so I thought maybe it
would be like a funny. A funny thing to do you know. – Wanna do it again? – Yeah. – No, don’t. Don’t do that. Don’t, just please. – Oh shit. Oh. – I almost got in a car accident. Honestly, wouldn’t mind dying right now. – You could die on your half. I’m messing with you. That’s a lik a joke, I heard Kevin Hart. Hook up your half, anyway. – Okay. – This has been joyous. Actually, let’s keep in contact. This is my photography. – Oh my God. – Also my business card. – You really are on that grind. – I’m on this grind girl, I am not playing no
games in these streets. They gonna know my name. – I mean, I literally shit my self and you’re sill being nice to me. – I’m not here to judge you
for shitting on yourself, and apparently you love
donuts and ice cream so. I figure that’s the life you wanna live, and that makes you happy you know, so be it. – I gotta be honest with you. – What’s up? – This is a prank. – Oh. – This is a camera. So is this. – You know that’s kind of a relief, cause like, I really didn’t wanna believe
that you shat yourself. – And I’ve been spraying fart spray. – What the fuck? Where’d you get the fake shit? The shit looked real, literally. – I got both of these items on Amazon if you’re interested. – Oh wow. – I’m sure you’ll never
purchase any of them. I’m kind of at a loss for words. – What’s that? – Cause I just did not
expect this to go this way. – Oh you wanted me to be like upset? – Yes. – I don’t know, I’m not an angry person. – Before yo get out, is there anything, I have an audience on YouTube, is there anything you wanna say to them? – Oh, okay. – You’re kind of wearing your own merch. – I am, I am. I wear this pretty much everywhere. – So check his music out. – Check my music out. – And all his shit. – I actually have an EP
dropping this Friday. – This Friday. – Called no Love Lost. – No love lost. – Look me up, Marc Hayes. M-A-R-C H-A-Z-E. – Yeah. Um, okay. Well, you an get out of my car now. – Oh, okay. I guess I can. I had a good time. I mean. I’m really relieved that
you didn’t shit yourself. Bye. ♪ I said I never needed no one ♪ ♪ I hate lies, but it
takes one to know one ♪ ♪ Feel like I’m never gonna grow up ♪ ♪ Look at my soul, you probably
think I got a cold one ♪ ♪ I ain’t looking out for no one ♪ ♪ Except my family, I’ll
feed you when I blow up ♪ ♪ But really I just care too much ♪ ♪ I think I know God ♪ ♪ but I don’t pray too much ♪ ♪ I just really wanna do it ♪

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  1. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ how in the heck doesnโ€™t this have like 10 million views!!!! โ€œOh you makin alllll the wrong decisions!โ€ I cannttttt

  2. At 5:23 when they were both talking and laughing and she grabbed the fart spray ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ This is some funny shit ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. โ€œWe out here in these streets shitting our pantsโ€ โ€œoh Lawd you making all the wrong decisionsโ€ ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. Wholly shit sheโ€™s awesome how does she do this

    I literally canโ€™t handle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. Im gonna stream his music just because of his personality, he had no idea how he was on camera and yet he was still so sweet and understanding towards her <33

  6. These Uber pranks make me so insanely uncomfortable that I constantly have to hit the pause button to gather some courage to watch the next part ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. I want them to be friends so bad omg when she reclined the SEAT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. โ€œI donโ€™t think any less of you. Itโ€™s just an unfortunate thing that happened.โ€ WHY IS HE SO NICE OMG!!!!
    He read a book on how to treat a woman. Man, HE IS GLORIOUS!!!!

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