Camera ASMR – Photography Sounds


Hello – thank you for tunning in Today, we’re going to stroke some of that GAS that you’ve been holding onto You hear that? That’s the sound of fresh photography gear calling out to you. If you buy that brand new camera… You’ll be as good as Peter Mckinnon And he knows it… He doesn’t want you to buy that new camera. Cause you’re a threat Let’s move on to the good stuff… If you get that new camera body and lens You’ll have all that creamy bokeh Creamy background So blurry… Everyone will love you You’re so good. Everyone loves it, instagram loves it Get ready You hear that? That’s the sound… of Tony Northrup… being emasculated by your Instagram filters… You’re so good… You’re so good… Everyone loves it… We’re now going to load our photos onto Instagram… ooooo aaaaaa You’re an influencer… You’re better than Brandon Woelfel… They just don’t know it yet… Now we wait… You hear that? That’s the sound of your photographer insecurities being liked away… So good…you’re so good… And now…for the grand finale… The memory cards… Two…memory cards slots… Ahhhh oooo You’re double card slotting it… Two of them… Imagine that… Two…and just one of you… Talent is over rated… Get the best camera… The most expensive camera… With two card slots… That’s all the time we have for today. And remember… Thomas Heaton switched to Sony so you should too…

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35 thoughts on “Camera ASMR – Photography Sounds

  1. โœ… Websites

    Wallpapers: http://www.noealz.com

    Prints: https://www.society6.com/noealz

    Donations: paypal.me/noealz

  2. HE ACTUALLY MADE IT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    I DIED WITH IN FIRST 10 SECONDS LMAO

  3. Hahahahaa.. I take it that u donโ€™t like it when the big wolves talk about the latest and the greatest..๐Ÿ˜‚

    Me neither….

    Next weekend Iโ€™m gonna produce an image so nice that the viewer who sees it……

    Will shit bricks…

    With my 200 pound gear..

    //freddie

  4. Great vid Noe, but it's hard to be truly immersed in the asmr experience when this video lacks the sizzling sounds of the banger hitting the explore page

  5. Hahahaha !!! Being as good as Peter McK and his grandmother will love me !!! Hahahahaaaaaarrrghhhh !!! LOOOOOOOL !!!!!

  6. Jajajaja genial! Aunque prefiero ver tus fotos. Esos sonidos me hacen querer comprar cรกmara y equipo!! Alguna marca deberรญa esponsorizarte por esto! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰

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